$5.99/$9.99 Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry and Caramel

Our brain-shattering awesome bacon with lettuce, and tomato, with some bacon sauce, on a roll. Scientifically proven proved to be objectively the best sandwich ever.

Smoked beef brisket, mustard seed coleslaw, and Carolina BBQ sauce, all on a toasted roll. Brisket is one of those things that shuts my brain down and all I can do is make disturbing sounds of happiness.

Smoked chicken on a toasted roll with our Carolina BBQ sauce, with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles. It's a whole lot of smoked bird.

A big helping of our smoked pork in our house-made Carolina BBQ sauce, with lettuce, tomato, pickle and onion on a toasted roll. Pork BBQ is proof that we live in a good universe and that we are allowed to have nice things.

Burger addict cheese, caramelized onions, and garlic aioli. Simple (like us), but very sophisticated (which, if you've ever talked with us, is pretty surprising).

Burger Addict Cheese, thick-cut bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and bacon sauce. All the best things in the world, ever, on a bun.

Burger Addict Cheese, thick-cut bacon, fried egg, and parsley, aioli. Again, you're either on board, or you're not. We're not kidding around here.

It's the addict, but we sear the burger in Cajun spices first. A great burger gets a bayou kick.

It's the whole hog, but with some spicy cajun seasoning. Tough to beat, man.

Burger Addict Cheese, a big handful of thick-cut bacon, with bacon sauce. I gotta be frank with you, this is a self-explanatory burger. Get on the bus, or don't, but this burger makes no apologies.

Burger addict cheese, lettuce, raw onion, tomatoes, pickle, and parsley aioli. It's the classic American burger, but openly mocking other, lesser, attempts at being this good.

Burger Addict Cheese, pastrami, mustard seed slaw, lettuce, and cracked black pepper sauce. A lot of folks that try this one get stuck on it, and keep coming back for their fix. We can't help it if it's that good (well, we could, but we don't want to).

Burger addict cheese, on a USDA Prime beef patty, in a bun. That's it. Table toppings only.

Burger Addict Cheese, a big handful of thick-cut bacon, with bacon sauce. I gotta be frank with you, this is a self-explanatory burger. Get on the bus, or don't, but this burger makes no apologies.

Burger Addict Truffle Cheese, truffle aioli, sauteed mushrooms and truffle combine to make this a life changing burger. Religions have been founded on less.

Mac & Cheese, I can only describe it so many times, but it's great, as we season it with Cajun spices and top it with our Cajun spice sauteed chicken breast. It's awesome, trust me. $11.99/$16.99

Our Mac & Cheese is amazing, shell pasta cooked to order with our own housemade cheese sauce. You can't get this from a packet of powdered Cheezfood. $8.99/$11.99

Mac & Cheese, fantastic, wonderful, yadda yadda, topped with a pile of our 12-hour smoked brisket and Carolina BBQ sauce. Yum. $14.99/$19.99

So you have a base of incredible housemade Mac & Cheese, and then if you can believe it, we dump a pile of our life-changing bacon on top. As they tell me the kids say these days, NOM NOM NOM. $11.99/$16.99

Mac & Cheese, I can only describe it so many times, but it's great and we top it with our sauteed mushrooms and truffle concoction that makes for a luxurious comfort food meal. $13.99/$18.99

It's a large mound of our fresh hand-cut fries, which you can get with Cajun spices, roasted garlic or both. Let us know how you want them. $8.99/$11.99 This is meant to be shared, you big selfish fry monster.

It's a large mound of our fresh hand-cut fries, which you can get with Cajun spices, roasted garlic or both. Let us know how you want them. This is meant to be shared, you big selfish fry monster. $8.99/$11.99

A small order of our hand-cut fries from Idaho russet potatoes, fried in premium oil, tossed with sea salt and cracked black pepper. No high-fructose corn syrup here... $3.99/$6.99

Something there is that doesn't love an onion ring... Yeah, I don't know, either. Onion Rings are awesome. $5.99/$8.99

Some folks like tater tots more than fries, so why not? They last on a car trip better than fresh hand-cut fries if you're buying to go, so maybe consider that. We want you to be happy. $3.99/$6.99

A large order of our delicious fresh hand-cut fries, topped with truffle, shaved parmesan, and parsley. Caesars didn't feast this well. $12.99/$15.99